Tortoise signs on....

[Stracq's Tortoise]

Where about are you from?: A cardboard box in Stracq's shed
How did you find these forums?: It was advertised on the newspaper used to line my box
How did you become an Evertonian?: Stracq lets me wear an Everton scarf to stay warm
Your all-time favourite Everton player?:Imre Varadi
Your current favourite player?:Stracq of course
Pineapple on Pizza, Is it socially acceptable? What are your views?:I prefer lettuce

 

[TheFinnFan]

Hello dude. Or should I sayCowabungaaa

 

[Muggins]

Welcome mate.

 

[Alio]

I like you already

 

[Stracq's Tortoise]

Thanks guys

<<sticks head slowly out from under shell to make new friends>>

 

[TigerLily]

Welcome to GOT, lad
Hope you enjoy it

 

[Kurt.]

Hello Nik/jock/Damon .......

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Welcome....is it tortoooooise or tortus?

 

[Stracq's Tortoise]

Welcome....is it tortoooooise or tortus?

Tortoise is pronounced Tort-wahse in the small Peruvian village where I was born

 

[Stracq's Tortoise]

Hello Nik/jock/Damon .......

Are they the ones everyone is talking about in that million posts in a single thread thread?

<<considers rephrasing thread thread but figures a tortoise can get away with poor grammar>>

 

[ijjysmith]

I was always more of a Turtles fan myself.

Michelangelo by preference.

But welcome anyway.

Where are you really from?

 

[Stracq's Tortoise]

Leonardo was my favourite. Must've been a blue thing.

<<gets scared at thought of giant talking rat and hides in shell>>

 

[Saliba]

So I wasn't the only one who thought it was Nik/Jock/Damon. Welcome mate

 

[Kurt.]

So I wasn't the only one who thought it was Nik/Jock/Damon. Welcome mate

oh well,,,,it all adds to the fun I suppose.

 

[chrissyjack]

What's this ? A tortoise signs on for Everton ?



* might quicken the Everton attack