Tortilla fest

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Jamo Martinez

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The mrs has taken the kids for a quick swim. When she gets back she's making 3 tortillas.

1. normal - eggs, potatoes and a bit of onion - Ace

2. Same as above but with bacon added - Glorious

3. Roquefort - Food for fapping over.


She's taking the kids to the water park tomorrow and the idea is there'll be enough left to take with them as part of the picnic lunch.
I've got an ominous feeling she'll be making more before the nights out.
 


Number 3 is ace. I want a full review please.
Seriously, it's wonderful mate.
The first bite seduces your tongue.
The next kind of lies down with it on a water bed and tickles it for a bit.
The following mouthfulls hammer your tongue and say to it ''you're my bitch''. And your tongue says YES!! UUUUH YES give me more. Don't stop.

It's great
 
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