Top Tips of GrandOldTeam

[Groucho]

 

[composter]

Don't waste money on expensive scented candles, thread a small piece of string through a Babybel, light it, and hey presto, the smell of burning cheese throughout the house *


*From the pages of Viz many years ago.....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

When Driving do your bit for both the Environment & your pocket by cutting any right hand turns as close as possible to the kerb, should there be any oncoming cars that you almost crash into it's quite ok to justify yourself by glaring at the driver, cos at the end of the day you're doing your bit for both the planet AND the economy.

 

[Pat's Van]

When Driving do your bit for both the Environment & your pocket by cutting any right hand turns as close as possible to the kerb, should there be any oncoming cars that you almost crash into it's quite ok to justify yourself by glaring at the driver, cos at the end of the day you're doing your bit for both the planet AND the economy.

count to ten mate