Top Tips of GrandOldTeam

[Groucho]

Inspired by the advice sections of Women's Weekly (don't ask), how's about some general tidbits of advice and wisdom. I'll start.

If you have to drive but want the refreshment of a cold and crisp pint, foul-tasting non-alcoholic beer can be made into a convincing shandy with lemonade. I can't tell the difference.

 

[evertoniandy]

Inspired by the advice sections of Women's Weekly (don't ask), how's about some general tidbits of advice and wisdom. I'll start.

If you have to drive but want the refreshment of a cold and crisp pint, foul-tasting non-alcoholic beer can be made into a convincing shandy with lemonade. I can't tell the difference.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

If you are about to have a poo. Make sure you have toilet roll.

 

[Groucho]

Don't stand up in a canoe.

Always lay turf green side up.

 

[ijjysmith]

Erm....

Never eat yellow snow.

Or red for that matter.

 

[ijjysmith]

In fact just lay off the snow yeah?

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Leapfrog with a unicorn is a no-no.

Worked for Dale Winton though.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Never pat a burning dog.

 

[TheFinnFan]

If you are about to have a poo. Make sure you have toilet roll.

or a conifer cone

 

[Sapie88]

A pint of water on a chip pan fire will immediately extinguish it.

 

[Deloodid]

Never offer a vegetarian a sausage roll, they wont be impressed.

 

[Furey1878]

If a creepy hench black guy asks to feel your biceps... let him.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

If a creepy hench black guy asks to feel your biceps... let him.

Purple is not creepy. He's just misunderstood.

 

[Furey1878]

Purple is not creepy. He's just misunderstood.

Alright Akinwale, how's things?

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Alright Akinwale, how's things?

Tense.