Top 5 Tory Things

NeilMorepies · 2025-12-13T18:20:57+0000

1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Shopping at Waitrose
3. The Wirral
4. Frank Lampard
5. Potitical and financial incompetence
6. Ignoring the basic premise of a top 5 list.

Go!

tommye · 2025-12-13T18:32:28+0000

...usually redshite and Notts Forest fans

BITTER TWISTED & BLUE · 2025-12-13T18:33:07+0000

Wirral is Labour.
So back to the drawing board.

NeilMorepies said:
1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Shopping at Waitrose
3. The Wirral
4. Frank Lampard
5. Potitical and financial incompetence
6. Ignoring the basic premise of a top 5 list.

Go!

Ray Purchase · 2025-12-13T18:33:22+0000

A Black female as leader.

NeilMorepies · 2025-12-13T18:34:16+0000

BITTER TWISTED & BLUE said:
Wirral is Labour.
So back to the drawing board.

IN YOUR DREAMS..

They might vote Labour, but they are utter Tories.

NeilMorepies · 2025-12-13T18:37:04+0000

Ray Purchase said:
A Black female as leader.

Only because the Party is screwed and nobody else can see a way of making money out of it.
They have written off this decade.

BITTER TWISTED & BLUE · 2025-12-13T18:37:28+0000

NeilMorepies said:
IN YOUR DREAMS..

They might vote Labour, but they are utter Tories.

Labour council and all Labour MP’s.
Course there’s some snobby tw4ts mostly the ones who have a house with view of Wales.

NeilMorepies · 2025-12-13T18:39:01+0000

BITTER TWISTED & BLUE said:
Labour council and all Labour MP’s.
Course there’s some snobby tw4ts mostly the ones who have a house with view of Wales.

Surely such a view would lower their house prices?

@Kurt.
X

BITTER TWISTED & BLUE · 2025-12-13T18:41:44+0000

NeilMorepies said:
Surely such a view would lower their house prices?

@Kurt.
X

Doesn’t seem to work that way they have some funny ideas do tories.

Jamiednm · 2025-12-13T18:42:22+0000

~~Making a big deal out of having a female chancellor when the main rival party has had 3 female Prime Minsters dating back to the 1970s.~~

coollino · 2025-12-13T19:08:11+0000

Having an SUV

Daytripper · 2025-12-13T19:23:15+0000

Being rude and condescending to young lads and women working at bars and restaurants just trying to earn a wage especially those with northern accents

scratchnsurf · 2025-12-13T20:30:32+0000

Corruption
Cronyism
Inequality
Arrogance
Nottingham

goldfinchmule · 2025-12-13T20:42:16+0000

1. Hunting foxes
2. Playing polo
3. Being called Tarquin
4. Wearing tweed
5. Hereditary gout

Blue 1 · 2025-12-13T20:46:30+0000

Using orphans as fuel for your open fire.

Eating swan's eggs.

Having a daft surname like Smythe-Gherkin.

Hunting poors.

Getting buggered at boarding school.