Top 5 Swizzes

[GhostOfDixie]

1. Double Strength juice - I just end up putting the same amount in, and it tastes too sweet. Decades of putting in the right amount for normal strength has conditioned my brain to do the same. I end up drinking juice I don't like and spending twice as much.

2. 5 Hot Dogs in a pack, when Hot Dog buns only come in packs of 4 or 8, so you end up buying 10 Hot Dogs so you don't waste buns, but then you need to buy more buns cos your wasting Hot Dogs.

3. Organic Food, Why does food that has less [Poor language removed] done to it, less man hours processing it, cost more??

4. Razor Blades - £8 for 4 ******* blades. You having a laugh?

5. 6 Grapes and half an apple sliced up in a pack - for a quid!!!

 

[chicoazul]

1 - Petrol: I was in Latin America last month and filled my car up, from on the red to full, for £15. The US is way cheaper too.

2 - Bags of sweets and crisps. The content barely touches the half way mark when you open them.

3 - Joleon Lescott. Nice one for that 24m lids.

4 - Motorway Service Stations and Airports: There is absolutely no need to rip people off like that, no need at all.

However, Im going to counter all this by putting something that is outstanding value.

1 - The Oops range in Asda. One of Jah's greatest creations.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

I swerve Oops stuff cos I liken it to Skip Ratting.

 

[chicoazul]

I swerve Oops stuff cos I liken it to Skip Ratting.

Do you mean you never step foot in Asda, only Sainsburys you bad aloof snob?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Do you mean you never step foot in Asda, only Sainsburys you bad aloof snob?

Does anyone remember the shirt-bin in Sexy Rexy's

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Do you mean you never step foot in Asda, only Sainsburys you bad aloof snob?

No I go to Asda, just don't touch the food from the Gippo aisle.

 

[chicoazul]

No I go to Asda, just don't touch the food from the Gippo aisle.

Seriously, how can you not?

It's ace food and costs pennies. It's one of my favourite things in the world.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Seriously, how can you not?

It's ace food and costs pennies. It's one of my favourite things in the world.

Because it's food that is half eaten, or been handled by some fat whore.

 

[chicoazul]

Because it's food that is half eaten, or been handled by some fat whore.

1 - It hasn't been eaten.

2 - That's insulting to the fine women of ASDA.

3 - Wool.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

1 - It hasn't been eaten.

2 - That's insulting to the fine women of ASDA.

3 - Wool.

Granted there are a few 8s in Asda, including someone I used to go to school with - decent rack an all. But I just think its eat this food cos it's well on the turn, and on your head be it.

 

[chicoazul]

Granted there are a few 8s in Asda, including someone I used to go to school with - decent rack an all. But I just think its eat this food cos it's well on the turn, and on your head be it.

7p sausage rolls never tasted better though mate.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

7p sausage rolls never tasted better though mate.

Thing is mate, I can never get past the wide load pj wearing skegs.

 

[chicoazul]

Thing is mate, I can never get past the wide load pj wearing skegs.

Do what I do and buzz off them, or even perve of the attractive ones that clearly don't have bras on.

You would and you know it.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Do what I do and buzz off them, or even perve of the attractive ones that clearly don't have bras on.

You would and you know it.

Mate if I wasn't a married man, I would have nish morales. Deffo would have had bad aids by now.

 

[chicoazul]

Mate if I wasn't a married man, I would have nish morales. Deffo would have had bad aids by now.

Oh aye. You'd hypnotise them with your massive nipples.

I've probably got nipple envy there.