Top 5 Sh!te5t Shows On Telly

[GhostOfDixie]

How anyone cannot like Soccer AM or Top Gear is beyond me. Fair enough with Eastenders allthough I love it. Even though the same old typical responce is 'its so depressing'. Lifes depressing. If it was all about birds bees and flowers it'd be f*cking boring!! And even then theres still quite a lot of good humour bits in it. I think its great.

The worst show Ive ever seen (yet whenever its on I cant turn it off) is A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila.

Well Soccer Am has been recycling the same old [Poor language removed] for a decade. Freshen it up a bit!

And as for Eastenders, are you a chick? Life isn't depressing, if you think it is then I'd suggest you knock Eastenders on the head and choose a decent football team to support.

 

[Summerskin]

1. The Inbetweeners
2. Mock The Week (or any panel show featuring Dara/Russel)
3. Shameless
4. Skins
5. Hollyoakes

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The Apprentice.

What's good about this is that it's a collection of all those people that everyone hates, up the bosses arse types who use their buzzwords and shat on their workmates, they seem to be decent at one thing (usually the thing that impresses the boss the most) and outside of that are absolutely useless at everything.

That blert that got kicked off last week was an absolute shobgite, "I managed the project", well you was pretty [Poor language removed] at that mate if it's your specialist field, he lost £2mill previously which the biggest shocker is that he made the 2 mill in the 1st place, he's the sort that you could imagine getting dragged into the office by and then him being the 1 to get the bullet.

They are so inept that it beggars belief.

Here's a twist Sir Amstrad, throw in a team of 'shop floor' types (mixed sex), have them competing against these suit wearing blerts without the suits knowing and see how they go on. My bet is that they would trounce the tits.

Be a great last show when Sir Tinnysoundingverticalrecordplayer brings them all back and announces that Bert the Brush, the former factory labourer has knocked them all into a cocked hat and got the job.

 

[EFCNIK]

Well Soccer Am has been recycling the same old [Poor language removed] for a decade. Freshen it up a bit!

And as for Eastenders, are you a chick? Life isn't depressing, if you think it is then I'd suggest you knock Eastenders on the head and choose a decent football team to support.

Well whenever I watch it I tuck myself between my legs and insist on everyone calling me Bea but that's beside the point.

 

[Scottoffee]

Burn Notice.

Have to second that.

Prime example of what happens when sub-par, B-grade actors are given lead roles in poorly written shows with a half-arsed premise

See also NCIS:Los Angeles, Xena, Hercules, Baywatch, the new Knightrider etc.

CSI:Miami for me sticks out as a good show ruined by one man - the ginger's acting just shits me up the wall.

 

[RFUS]

1.) All 'talent' shows -- If you think this needs explaination then please go jump off something high.

2.) Top Gear -- Used to be good, now it's repetitive, clichéd, out of ideas and Richard Hammond is annoying.

3.) Jeremy Kyle and all that crap -- The kind of idiots on these shows (hosts included) should only ever be on TV in two capacities: Crimewatch or Death Penalty Live. I'm hoping someone invents the latter soon.

4.) All 'music' channels (Scuzz aside... sometimes) -- About as diverse as a Freemasons get together. Always the same crap, on repeat. Oh and MTV are the worst, pedalling all that reality [Poor language removed]. I don't give a [Poor language removed] about someone who slept with someone famous once, and now has a cocaine/plastic surgery addiction. Please get off my television and eat razor blades until you've finally got something pouring out of your throat besides mentally deficient bullshit and traces of semen.

5.) That talk show with Ian Wright in it -- Ian Wright. Ian f**king Wright.





Honestly, British TV is an embarrassment. When I look at all the good TV I watch, 99% of it is American. We've got nothing to stand up to the quality of shows like Dexter and Mad Men. In the comedy stakes we've still got some decent stuff, but six 25 minute episodes a year is just rubbish. American comedies like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Parks and Recreation and so on have 20 odd episodes a year. And for the most part they're f**ing funnier too.







/rant

 

[ToffeeDan]

Personally I'm sick of all the stuff on TV about the Dark Side..

Celebrity Death Match of The Day
Most Haunted by Relegation (Anfield Edition)
Red Men Behaving Badly
Crown Court
George Gilette's No Soccer on Saturday Anymore

 

[Alio]

Ian Wrights show
Hollyoaks
X Factor
Anything Dancing, whether it be on ice or not
Midlands News...............its painful having to see stuff about Villa every frickin day

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

1. X-Factor - mind numbingly [Poor language removed], even if some scouse bird is on it.

2. The Apprentice - Are you a ****? Do you walk around with a bluetooth ear piece in even though your not using your hands for anything else other than self-abuse? Then your hired.

3. MOTD - getting really tedious to watch these days, and as for those opening credits, looks like it was done by some 14 year old who has just followed some tutorial from 1997 on how to make amateur videos.

4. Soccer AM - Just **** off!!! Apart from the Soccerettes, who can carry on. Tubes, you tit! Your not a rapper, your embarassing, do one!

5. All the Soaps, specifically Eastenders - anything good happen? no? is it more depressing [Poor language removed] on our screens, ok - pass me the ******* bleach!

They're all good programmes.

Swallow your pride and admit you actually like them.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

How anyone cannot like Soccer AM or Top Gear is beyond me. Fair enough with Eastenders allthough I love it. Even though the same old typical responce is 'its so depressing'. Lifes depressing. If it was all about birds bees and flowers it'd be f*cking boring!! And even then theres still quite a lot of good humour bits in it. I think its great.

The worst show Ive ever seen (yet whenever its on I cant turn it off) is A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila.

This is the first post from EFCNIK that I have ever agreed with!

Eastenders is great mate.