Tommye's Moyes thread.

[blue61]

I'm convinced Moyes is entirely responsible for the effects of global warming. I have no evidence mind, but I just know it's his fault.

 

[Groucho]

Moyes sunk the Titanic.

And he knows where Lord Lucan is.

 

[Degs62]

Moyes is Purple Aki.

 

[noharmdone]

Moyes's Dad ran the Jimmy Saville fan club.

 

[Philw]

Koff Moyles.

Tbf, forget Syria, Egypt, the Pr0n ban et al, the worst thing he's done is leave Radio 1 and make us suffer 'Grimmy' (sp?) every morning....

 

[BlueLlama]

Moyes was responsible for the heavy traffic on the M6 meaning I missed my pre match drink with the GOTters.

He also designed the new badge while stamping on Puppies

 

[Pat's Van]

Moyes goes into supermarkets and scrunches up all the packets of nik-naks so that when unsuspecting shoppers get them home they're met with nothing but a bag of saucy flavoured crumbs

 

[Kurt.]

20 years ago on september 3rd I was on a boss night out with lads........... I KNOW it was moyes who planted the feckin fun sponge that was to become my other half on me when I was drunk and not of sound mind.... The deal consisted of a kebeb up front and add ons of hundreds of fukin pounds a month spent on sh1te like cushions and candles... also chuck in an inane ability for the b1tch to cause an argument in an empty room and that pretty sums up what that cnut Moyes has done to me

 

[tommye]

*hugs kurt

 

[Kurt.]

*hugs kurt

*weeps on tommy's shoulder

 

[tommye]

*weeps on tommy's shoulder

*uses tears as lube and slides home, balls deep

 

[Degs62]

*uses tears as lube and slides home, balls deep

Sneaks in dry on Tommye.