Mrs Jock works in Asda as the customer service supervisor and she had a woman bring back a jar of baby food in which she'd "found" a syringe. She only noticed once she'd apparently put it in the microwave and it started sparking.
Anyway, this big f*cking mess of a woman sold her story to everyone's favourite tabloid about how her baby (Starr or Angel, something ridiculous) could have died as she normally didn't bother heating the food and would have just spooned the syringe straight into the child's mouth.
Two months later she got done for wasting police time. She'd also taken a photo of the child "ready for dinner" especially.
Take from that what you will.