Today at work

[EFCNIK]

Got a job as a recruitment consultant for the NHS on quite decent money.

Long hours though. And in Milton Keyenes, not Manchester where I want to go. Decisions...

 

[Eggs]

......wall to wall meetings in Blackpool but back home for 15.30. 3.5 years and counting to retirement.

 

[Bungle]

I've done so little at work today I've amazed even myself, tomorrow my aim is to do even less

 

[kev101]

I chopped down trees, I ate my lunch and then I went to the lavatory.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Today at work I got bitten and punched in the face.

 

[Moomin]

I've been winding up Geordies this morning, sorted out a game of golf during a work day with customers. Tried out a butty shop by the tyne tunnel.

Now in Sunderland to wind some mackems up, should be home for half two, feet up on the couch while doings a few reports and emails. Then I will have a wank, wait till half five or six and send the emails I done earlier to create the impression I'm working late on a Friday.

It's not what you do, but how you do it.

 

[Bungle]

Today at work I got bitten and punched in the face.

Do you work with Suarez mate?

 

[sheeds]

Today at work I got bitten and punched in the face.

Really ???

 

[Joao Moutinho]

I've been winding up Geordies this morning, sorted out a game of golf during a work day with customers. Tried out a butty shop by the tyne tunnel.

Now in Sunderland to wind some mackems up, should be home for half two, feet up on the couch while doings a few reports and emails. Then I will have a wank, wait till half five or six and send the emails I done earlier to create the impression I'm working late on a Friday.

It's not what you do, but how you do it.

Sounds boss mate.

Really ???

It was only by a 6 year old to be fair but yes I did.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Do you work with Suarez mate?

Beat me to it ffs.