Today at work

Joao Moutinho · January 9, 2013

What happened to you today at work? Boring or not, post it in here.

Today a child took a sh*t on the floor without realising, stood in it by accident and then trod it into the carpet meaning all the other kids had this child's sh*t on their hands. Vile stuff.

Go on.

ijjysmith · January 9, 2013

Today at work I surfed GOT for a while.

Did some spreadsheets.

Made a thread about Ruud Gullit on here and was rightly ridiculed for it.

Went to a meeting where I managed to wrangle 'working from home' this afternoon.

'Worked from home' this afternoon. Which was mainly eating Twiglets and watching Snakes On A Plane.

Not a bad days work really.

Caveo · January 9, 2013

My two lines (which I am master of) produced over 50,000 sarnies thanks to my Polish army ZZZZZZZ

bluejock · January 9, 2013

I fixed a VPN, and then replaced an IP phone.

Then they decided to tell me there was loads more stuff that they'd not bothered mentioning for the week that I've already been here, and then spent the afternoon trying to trace cables round the rig.

Bad day.

Dell Boy · January 9, 2013

I got told the recession is stopping various deals happening. A lot. And have had to prepare for a board meeting tomorrow in which I'm going to get hammered by a client for not performing to targets by pricks oblivious to the fact there's a recession on.

Chang Elephant · January 9, 2013

Dell Boy said:
I got told the recession is stopping various deals happening. A lot.

That would explain why we haven't been bought ?

Seamus Colemole · January 9, 2013

My forklift wouldn't start, so someone from the garage came to look at it, spent an hour farting around with the battery before hitting the starter motor with a hammer and fixing it.

Then when it got dark i tried to turn the lights on. Nothing, the clowns had fixed one thing and broke another.

Highlight of the day though was when Marco poked Kev in the ass with a rolled up piece of cardboard but pretended he slipped.

Welton Toffee · January 9, 2013

Served a load of customers.

Stacked a load of shelves.

Resisted the urge to kill myself

Caveo · January 9, 2013

I farted in the office in a high level meeting and blamed one of the polish guys who doesnt have a clue whats going on anyway.... good times

chrissyjack · January 9, 2013

Printed two jobs. Should have been routine, but both of them did my head in. Called the boss a " tit" out of frustration. He said the comment was justified as he was, in his own words, being a tit

steken1 · January 9, 2013

I looked for other jobs.

Caveo · January 9, 2013

Got 1st pick of all the agency workers and filled both my lines with 18-30 year old Polish stunners....much to the unamusment of Mrs Caveo (who is the Production Manager....I await your laughter).

PS Think I only managed to offer 3 of em a good fingering and so on

steken1 · January 9, 2013

Caveo said:
Got 1st pick of all the agency workers and filled both my lines with 18-30 year old Polish stunners....much to the unamusment of Mrs Caveo (who is the Production Manager....I await your laughter).

PS Think I only managed to offer 3 of em a good fingering and so on

I get the impression Mrs Caveo spends a great deal of time 'unamused'?

Deloodid · January 9, 2013

it must be boss in Caveo's world.

Deloodid · January 9, 2013

I came in at 10am, cleaned before opening up at 11am, and its been quiet, nothing interesting has happened as yet, im here till 11pm when ill clean up and lock up.