Toast, How do you cut it?

[Simon Smith]

Bit of a strange question I know, but that's what the Ale house is for.
You have just made some toast and put on it whatever you like,
Do you,
A) Cut it from corner to corner.
B) Cut it across the middle in half.
C) leave it whole.

The reason for asking is the wife moans at me if i cut her toast from corner to corner. The same goes for a sandwich if I make her one. The only time I ever cut my sandwich in half is if I have a sausage sandwich but thats another question for another time!

 

[Sapie88]

With my penis.

 

[Prevenger17]

Bit of a strange question I know, but that's what the Ale house is for.
You have just made some toast and put on it whatever you like,
Do you,
A) Cut it from corner to corner.
B) Cut it across the middle in half.
C) leave it whole.

The reason for asking is the wife moans at me if i cut her toast from corner to corner. The same goes for a sandwich if I make her one. The only time I ever cut my sandwich in half is if I have a sausage sandwich but thats another question for another time!

Where's the poll? For the record, I wouldn't cut a plain slice of toast. If it's a toasted cheese sandwich, I cut it in the middle to let the cheese cool a bit quicker.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Triangles for my daughter

 

[Boss_Blue]

With a knife

 

[Kiwi]

I don't cut my own toast I get my manservant Charles to do it for me. He cuts little fingers.

 

[Blue 1]

Toast? With any kind of spread, leave it whole, fold it in half. With cheese, beans or whatever leave whole.

Sandwiches, triangle. Unless I want to eat it on the go, then rectangle sandwiches are far more practical. Have you ever tried running for a bus with a triangle sandwich? Doesn't work. Filling everywhere.

 

[Boss_Blue]

With my penis.

Is that why the girls call it the butterknife?

 

[Boss_Blue]

I don't cut my own toast I get my manservant Charles to do it for me. He cuts little fingers.

He's doing it wrong mate.

 

[Ashtonian]

half.

~Can show the difference between the working and upper class on the site lol

triangles/diagonal with a bit of caviar and a small garnish of salad

 

[larrygobfiend]

You forgot to mention soldiers.


Great thread btw

 

[Bungle]

Leave it whole if it's toast, cut it rectangles if it's a sandwich.

 

[Kiwi]

He's doing it wrong mate.

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Those are big and little fingers though? Charles does a much more professional job, all his cuts are even so I only have little fingers of toast

 

[Boss_Blue]

Have you ever tried running for a bus with a triangle sandwich? Doesn't work. Filling everywhere

You will get indigestion if you keep doing that lid.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Bread = always triangles.

Toast = triangles unless it's got a topping like cheese or spag bol, or spag bol with cheese etc. Then it needs to be whole to ensure maximum topping coverage.