When it is not Everton on the receiving end, timewasting can be a work of art sometimes
I was watching Fulham v Watford the other week and with Watford 1-0 up, Ben Foster was at his best.
Its an art in itself, to drag it out for the longest amount of time without making it overly obvious to the powers that be!
An excelent one is alway the "Tim Howard" someone has a wayward shot that flies over, but you come charging out of your goal, to "have a go" at someone, HEY PRESTO, you are now 30 yards furthar away then were you were when the ball went out and now you have to slowly jog back to that spot, or even better, a furthar jog to retrieve the ball.
Or ball, goes int ocrowd, or skids along the advertising boards, its obvious the ball is going to get thrown to you, but carry on heading to the direction the ball was originally heading in! HEY PRESTO, the ball has been thrown away from you and you now have to slowly turn around and jog ever so slightly to the new place the ball has landed from the fan or ballboys "wayward" throw.
As i say, a peice of art whe nits not your team, i counted a minute and half goal kick the other week when there was only 3 minutes of stoppage time remaining, take some going