Ticket Allocations in the EPL

[chicoazul]

Lesson 3 - approve of incest.

 

[bluejock]

Lesson 4. White jeans are compulsory

 

[Del]

Lesson 5. Tie your laces in into bows

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

If it's raining a helpful translation for "fuchk'n L laar is fuchk'n P1ssin' Darn" is "nerh'then. tha's barnt get piss wet (pron. wheat)"


Also refer to "them scoutsers" with all the emphasis on the 't.'

 

[chicoazul]

Lesson 6 - grow a crap moustache and wear a male ear ring.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Don't mention "wigan rugby" unless it's in utter contempt.

 

[chicoazul]

I have to confess and you'll only get this once out of me. I'm a huge fan of the wools, on the whole very good people. I have lots of genuinely good friends from their wildernesses.

 

[Del]

IM A WOOL FFS

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I despise having to pay council tax to them, and their Police force are tossers.