Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23259898
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Thurrock's relegation for fielding a player who had not paid a £16 fine has been confirmed after the Football Association rejected their appeal.
Their three-point deduction relegates them to Isthmian Division One North.
Joel Barnett was banned, having played for a team in Yorkshire that folded with unpaid fines, the cost of which was then spread throughout its staff.
Thurrock owner Tommy South told BBC Essex: "Joel should have told us but he never knew because he was in prison."
The Fleet managed to secure safety in the Isthmian Premier Division by a single point, only to be told they would be docked three, almost a month after the season had ended.
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