Those things those pesky kids say..

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

my 8 y.o. has just come out with the following while doing a shaking his arse dance.....

It goes rattle rattle shake vibrate
It goes rattle rattle shake vibrate
Can you hear my ass*
as it gets rid of the gas
It goes rattle rattle shake vibrate



*damn American progs on the box

 

[HSD]

Hahaha! I want one :')

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Hahaha! I want one :')

*backs out of thread on grounds that 3 is enough to test the patience of any man.

oh you mean you want a fart to arrive so that you can run downstairs and announce it.

 

[HSD]

*backs out of thread on grounds that 3 is enough to test the patience of any man.

oh you mean you want a fart to arrive so that you can run downstairs and announce it.

Exactly.

 

[ToffeeMark]

my 4 year old keeps asking where she came from and how she got in and out of mummys tummy.

Normally I love explaining stuff to her in normal language rather than kids speak, not the mummys tummy thing though, quick change of subject.

I like it when she asks me stuff like about scabs on cuts. I explained the clotting process and how the wound heals so as not to leave a scar.

If she ever asks me why the sky is Blue I'm going to go into the whole Raleigh scattering optical phenomenon. (the most interesting thing I learned in Geography)

It's fun while she sits there listening....you wonder if she actually gets it sometimes....

 

[Deleted member 28206]

" daddy, where is all your hair gone "


Thanks babe