This may just be a fantasy..

[davymace]

Has he been training with Spurs?

 

[JamesBT]

He's playing for my 5 a side team on Sunday mate. I told the fat tw@t to lose weight. God, the rumours people make nowadays.

 

[DanEFC92]

OH MY LAWD, IT'S ON!

 

[Degs62]

Is Pienaar an elephant is that why he needs to lose weight?

 

[20toffees]

still says "everton player" on his twitter page.

*hoping it stays that way*

 

[jsweeney17]

4lbs..... just get a haircut!