This is pure evil...

[mezzrow]

Who would you send a package to? Other than @chicoazul . We would all send this to chico.

Twice. Please read the process involved. Like giving someone herpes without human contact.

http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

What would you write on your note?

 

[Howards tipple]

If I was sending some one I hated a surprise present in the post, I can think of much worse. For £10 quid a go, I would be happy to crap in an envelope.

Anyone interested in this service, PM me with name and address and I will squat whilst invoicing you.

 

[canuckblue]

Gary Glitter would be worse.

 

[mezzrow]

Gary Glitter would be worse.

limits we have limits. HT's suggestion is far less offensive.

 

[Dylan]

"Purchasing has been temporarily suspended. You guys have a sick fascination with shipping people glitter. We've received all orders & working through them. There was a tonne so be patient."

 

[TGW89]

Who would you send a package to?

My former employer, Cruising Excursions Ltd, based at the Ramada Birmingham North hotel complex in Cannock.

My note would say: "24 days is not enough you ugly, chain smoking, inbred barstewards!!!!"

Boycott them if you're planning on a cruise, they fecked over a blue brother!

 

[Kiwi]

My former employer, Cruising Excursions Ltd, based at the Ramada Birmingham North hotel complex in Cannock.

My note would say: "24 days is not enough you ugly, chain smoking, inbred barstewards!!!!"

Boycott them if you're planning on a cruise, they fecked over a blue brother!

*hires helicopter to dump a care package of glitter on cruise ship

 

[SerenityNigh]

Who would you send a package to? Other than @chicoazul . We would all send this to chico.

Twice. Please read the process involved. Like giving someone herpes without human contact.

http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

What would you write on your note?

Very good FAQs. If I sent one to @chicoazul (but why would I?) the note would read Expect one for each of your multis delivered soon

 

[SerenityNigh]

Reviews

I bought this for my husband, he opened the mail before work & got it everywhere!He had to change, was late for work & might be getting fired, LOL!
Grady Chambers

I never get tired of seeing my co-workers rage when opening their glittery envelopes.
Spencer Jones

For my 1 year anniversary I didn't know what to get my wife so I bought this thinking it would be funny. It wasn't, I'm now divorced, broke & living with my best friend. I'd like to talk with the owner to get a refund & discuss damages. You can reply directly to this email address.
Alma Henry

Its been 3 weeks and I'm still finding this [Poor language removed]. How the [Poor language removed] do I get rid of it?!
Sean George

Sent to my best friend, note inside was a nice touch. Thanks guys.
Jan Delgado

Just getting in touch to say that I don't recommend sniffing glitter. My nose now bleeds randomly haha.
Armando Leonard

 

[Huyton Layne]

Actually put a ton of sequins inside a best mate's birthday card one year. They were inside the card so when he pulled the card out they fell out. Went everywhere and still turned up months later. I enjoyed it. He didn't.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Pfffft Iv done this for years..

Used to send my mates birthdays cards, fold side down and filled with glitter so that when they opened it, they got it everywhere..

Best one when I was on holiday in Canada one year, sent his card a month early and forgot, only to receive a torrent of abuse on a text one morning as he decided to open his cards in bed!!!

 

[The Cowboy]

A chap at work was leaving, so before he went, we filled his umbrella with hole punch holes. He went away, then months later sent an email saying he had left the train station that morning, opened his umbrella and got a ton of hole punch holes all over his head. He was mortified. Sometimes the best jokes come to those who wait.

 

[Hellerad]

@ijjysmith could start a competitor company that mails crumbs.