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[steken1]

The corner table toe-stub is still miles ahead in terms of household terror, for me!

 

[Pat's Van]

The corner table toe-stub is still miles ahead in terms of household terror, for me!

initial cold water shower squirt for me, every fkn time

 

[Simo]

The corner table toe-stub is still miles ahead in terms of household terror, for me!

You can't be married then!

 

[andym78]

Calls on my house phone are only ever ppi or "About the accident you had" calls.

I usually get my 3 year old to answer them.

 

[Kurt.]

I've finally decided to submit my ppi claims.

 

[canuckblue]

PPI

ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I HATE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST RAN DOWN THE STAIRS AND STOOD ON A PLUG TO ANSWER THE PHONE FOR PPI.

"If this has been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to go to the nearest emergency shelter. This ends this test of the Emergency Broadcast System."

 

[Huyton Layne]

None of the phone in my house make a noise. House phone calls display on the telly and 90% are bollocks and it's very rare my mobile is used for calls.

As for foot damage my favourite has got to be the toe stub. American plugs can't really stand on end and are much smaller so that danger is slight to me