This day 25 years ago...

[aazak]

For Valentine's night, I brought a girl to the pub to watch Port Vale beat Everton 2-1 in an FA Cup fourth-round replay. She later married me, which is really her own fault.

 

[tommye]

For Valentine's night, I brought a girl to the pub to watch Port Vale beat Everton 2-1 in an FA Cup fourth-round replay. She later married me, which is really her own fault.

To quote Hot Chocolate...
It started with a pity shag
Never thought it would come to this....

 

[bicycleheader]

First date like.?

 

[aazak]

To quote Hot Chocolate...
It started with a pity shag
Never thought it would come to this....

"Tommy, I'm not your daddy
See, if I was in your blood then you wouldn't be so ugly"

 

[aazak]

First date like.?

Probably make for a better story, but no.

 

[tommye]

First date like.?

 

[summerisle]

For Valentine's night, I brought a girl to the pub to watch Port Vale beat Everton 2-1 in an FA Cup fourth-round replay. She later married me, which is really her own fault.

Reader, I shagged her.

 

[Walken]

For Valentine's night, I brought a girl to the pub to watch Port Vale beat Everton 2-1 in an FA Cup fourth-round replay. She later married me, which is really her own fault.

Ian bogie, I was very young but will never forget that name

 

[aazak]

All the "bogey team" puns were bad.

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Is she a bluenose as a consequence?

 

[Jim Hopper]

 

[aazak]

Is she a bluenose as a consequence?

She shows less disinterest in Everton than in any other team.

 

[tommye]

She shows less disinterest in Everton than in any other team.

Still not sure this is a yes or not

 

[Leylo]

Did you get the outside tit on your first night.

 

[Drumblue]