Fresh Prince of Belle Val
Player Valuation: £35m
Lesbian twins. Just watching.
All I ask for is a nice straight-forward victory without any Howard meff ups or stupid wayward passes that get pickd up by Jela.
It's totally going to happen and personally, I'm bricking it - it's going to be another needless white knuckle ride against a dreadful team. As ever though, if we lose it won't be to Hull, it will be us beating ourselves.
Although it was a yarg game that no one else remembers too well, I distinctly remember before we played Bolton in 2009 (three days after the Gosling derby) I had this strange sense of utter calm and knew victory was certain - we duly trotted out 3-0 winners, arguably the easiest win we got that season. I've never felt like that since.
I would like to feel that way again sometime, but while our squad still appears to be in "experimental" mode, and a curious mishmash of old, young, injured and badly injured, I know I can't.
Obviously I feel calm at the end of the season once we have achieved whatever psuedo-goal we have set for ourselves, but I've never since had a fonz-like certainty of victory like I did before that Bolton game.