Things you wish they'd told you

[Titus Bramble]

Stick a fiver on Greece to win the Euros.

 

[Donald Twain]

.....if you don't mind me asking, what's a chunder?

seafaring slang for spewing

 

[Eggs]

seafaring slang for spewing

....cheers. If I had to chunder after 5 or 6 pints I think I'd stick to milk.

 

[Donald Twain]

....cheers. If I had to chunder after 5 or 6 pints I think I'd stick to milk.

It's mostly when your feelin a bit 'iffy' but fancy a proper bender

 

[Groucho]

No one actually knows how to be a parent. I just make it up as I go along now.

 

[Librarian]

Let one of the other eegits swim up the fallopian tube

 

[Kurt.]

That it was Chelsea.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Enjoy yourself and everything else will fall into place.

 

[rascal]

Stick a fiver on Greece to win the Euros.

100/1 IIRC

 

[Groucho]

When you're 32, you already don't want to get up when you haven't even gone to bed yet.

@moragb