Things you wish they'd told you

[Groucho]

Share the pearls of wisdom that you wish you could go back and tell your 20 year old self, but that no-one ever told you. Things you worked out for yourself.

No one ever told me that getting old meant being mostly knackered by 1pm.

 

[ilikecheese]

Don't go out with that Julie J when she comes on to you...she's bat sh1t crazy.

 

[potato]

never eat yellow snow

 

[EFCNIK]

Share the pearls of wisdom that you wish you could go back and tell your 20 year old self, but that no-one ever told you. Things you worked out for yourself.

No one ever told me that getting old meant being mostly knackered by 1pm.

I'm 25 in a few days and I'm getting this already.

I also had a heavy night out last weekend on the Friday, where we also had to have another heavy one on the Saturday at a house party. I thought 2 days in a row no problem. On the Saturday I fell asleep on the sofa at half 11.

Rats.

 

[bluemangroup]

Women don't like straightforward.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Always pick wild berries from the waist up

 

[blue61]

Straightforward women don't like men.

 

[roydo]

On saying "I Do", if the vicar had said, "You sure?" would have saved a few hassles like.

 

[Hellerad]

Buy stock in Google.

 

[blue61]

If they ever invent something called 'The national lottery', don't memorise your numbers so you have to put them on every week ffs.

 

[wm02]

You will be incapable of sleeping past 8 am.

 

[Millea]

Being nice gets you next to nothing most of the time.

 

[RAFUH]

Women don't like straightforward.

Straightforward women don't like men.

Men have strange ideas about what women want or like

 

[rascal]

Following the advice of Homer Simpson when he said 'If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing' was probably a mistake.

 

[bluemangroup]

Women don't know what they want or like, they just want to want or like something.
Men aren't comfortable with sweeping generalisations.