Things you like conceptually, just not actually.

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Porn. Like the idea but whenever I watch it I'm always a little disappointed.

 

[Fuleco]

Porn. Like the idea but whenever I watch it I'm always a little disappointed.

Disappointed with yourself, or the quality of smut?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Disappointed with yourself, or the quality of smut?

I find the power of my imagination does the job better.

 

[Moomin]

Disappointed with yourself, or the quality of smut?

I sometimes feel guilty when I cum into my hand after watching porn, sort of loathe myself for a brief second.

 

[RFUS]

I find the power of my imagination does the job better.

I didn't realise you were a woman.

 

[jackyboy]

Almost Famous, the burger restaurant.

Burger wasn't bad, just having to deal with the bar staff acting like they're doing you a favour by taking your order. Too busy on trying to pose and choose the next ironic song to put on.

 

[rascal]

I find the power of my imagination does the job better.

Porn can be used to aid the imagination, just replace the woman's face with some girl you know....

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I didn't realise you were a woman.

If you'd hurry up and make a home movie I might reconsider my stance.

 

[EFCNIK]

I sometimes feel guilty when I cum into my hand after watching porn, sort of loathe myself for a brief second.

I just get annoyed at myself, like 'oh ffs now you've got to go and clean up'.

 

[Clint Planet]

There's porn on the internet???

 

[Bungle]

There's porn on the internet???

Don't be afraid if you recognise your living room and kitchen in some of the online material you find, I can assure you it's purely coincidental.....

 

[dholliday]

Everton

winner