thirdmantackle
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As the thread title suggests it's things you have gotten away with doing when you shouldn't have...
Things you have gotten away with...
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Put it this way, this guy:
...was locked up for a crime he didn't commit...
...was locked up for a crime he didn't commit...
thirdmantackle
Player Valuation: £35m
I walked away from a horrific car crash in New Zealand in 2014 along with the girlfriend.
I don't know how both of us weren't killed.
Rolled a Nissan tiida down a hill 7/8 times and ploughed into a tree.
Happened in the middle of nowhere too on the north island.
We still talk about how the two of us survived
I don't know how both of us weren't killed.
Rolled a Nissan tiida down a hill 7/8 times and ploughed into a tree.
Happened in the middle of nowhere too on the north island.
We still talk about how the two of us survived
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Pretending to be happy at weddings, birthday parties, christenings and any celebrations that call for false bonhomie. Expert at it now.
Boss_Blue
I will find you and consensually bum you
I was once attacked by a bear* before being shot in the leg by a huntsman** who mistakenly thought that I was a deer***.
This happened on Lord Derby's estate**** where I was busy collecting berries***** for the autumn harvest several years ago.
*my mate fell into me
**my other mate pissed on my leg
***a tree
****McGoldrick Park
*****drinking white lightening
This happened on Lord Derby's estate**** where I was busy collecting berries***** for the autumn harvest several years ago.
*my mate fell into me
**my other mate pissed on my leg
***a tree
****McGoldrick Park
*****drinking white lightening
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Was it of a WOOL mate?
If so, then you didn't murder anybody - it was a mercy killing
l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
Indeed it was mateWas it of a WOOL mate?
If so, then you didn't murder anybody - it was a mercy killing
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Being pedantic, * got away with.
Pootsy
Player Valuation: £25m
Reveresed my Mums car out in the street for my sister to go for a joy ride. (I know hasnt started well)
Left the car in reverse and when she started it she went straight into a small water main, putting a hole in the rear valance. Immediately I parked the car back in the Garage and positioned my bike in a way to cover the damage.
Mum went out in the car and came home livid saying someone must have reversed into her with a tow bar. Blame averted.
Fast forward 27 years and on my Mums death bed we admitted to her what had happened. Needless to say she saw the funny side. Dad wasnt in the room
Left the car in reverse and when she started it she went straight into a small water main, putting a hole in the rear valance. Immediately I parked the car back in the Garage and positioned my bike in a way to cover the damage.
Mum went out in the car and came home livid saying someone must have reversed into her with a tow bar. Blame averted.
Fast forward 27 years and on my Mums death bed we admitted to her what had happened. Needless to say she saw the funny side. Dad wasnt in the room
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Oh, your secret's quite safe roydo. Just try not to grass yourself up in your next post!
Blagging a whole website that somehow got reasonably popular.
bigjonny
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