Things You Hate about Christmas

[bluemangroup]

For those in a less than festive mood, what really annoys you about the merriest time of the year?
My personal gripe is Christmas songs. Repeated over and over again every year. Terrible quality of music as well, overlooked because its ****ing Christmas.

 

[ijjysmith]

I'll tell you one thing that I hate about Christmas.

Famillies.

This year mrs ijjy and I can't do anything right. My mum and dad want us to go up there for Christmas, her mum wants us down here.

We cannot win and it's really doing my head in.

 

[tommye]

Christmas itself is ok. It's all the pretentious sh1te surrounding it i hate.

 

[bluemangroup]

Christmas itself is ok. It's all the pretentious sh1te surrounding it i hate.

All part of the package im afraid. You are in the right place to moan relentlessly about it though.

 

[tommye]

I'll tell you one thing that I hate about Christmas.

Famillies.

This year mrs ijjy and I can't do anything right. My mum and dad want us to go up there for Christmas, her mum wants us down here.

We cannot win and it's really doing my head in.

tell them you're having Christmas alone together, for the last time, before the kids start arriving. They'll be too busy planning grandkids to notice.

 

[carlos21]

I love Christmas day mum dad springer sister or me of course.

 

[iantoffee]

Everything.

 

[Kurt.]

I really hate it when someone buys me a set of goalie gloves..... Why ..... I'm a boss outfield player.... Why would I want to play in goal ffs ?? Some people have got mashed carrots for brans.

 

[StracsEyebrows]

What annoys me is how early all the Christmas clobber comes out on the shelves. No one wants to buy advent calenders in October.

 

[ijjysmith]

tell them you're having Christmas alone together, for the last time, before the kids start arriving. They'll be too busy planning grandkids to notice.

WOH THERE

Kids?

 

[Sid James]

I'll tell you one thing that I hate about Christmas.

Famillies.

This year mrs ijjy and I can't do anything right. My mum and dad want us to go up there for Christmas, her mum wants us down here.

We cannot win and it's really doing my head in.

Speaking from experience, rotating each year helps, 1st one is tricky but after that they get used to it
The other options is sod the lot of them, you stay at home and let them come to you


Also Divorce solves all of those issues

 

[tommye]

WOH THERE

Kids?

you don't actually have to have them. Just throw them a googlie.

 

[Bungle]

Christmas itself is ok. It's all the pretentious sh1te surrounding it i hate.

This pretty much. I'm a fairly miserable [Poor language removed] at the best of times and if I didn't have kids Christmas would be cancelled.

I have to spend far to much time with my mrs family, firstly they're either Man Utd or Chelsea fans, and secondly the majority of them are arseholes. A couple of years ago we visited my family and then went to her parents, when we got there her mum opened the door there was an almighty stench of sh*t. One of her relatives had drunk to much and missed the toilet and then passed out drunk.

That's what I'm dealing with. Bah humbug.

 

[ijjysmith]

you don't actually have to have them. Just throw them a googlie.

This is quite excellent stuff.

Good work.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Christmas is a beautiful time of the year.