Things you don’t understand

[kev]

'Would you like to download the app?'

'Where from, where too, what's an app?

There's an app you can download which will explain all that to you.

(probably)

 

[Rita_Poon]

bloody nic coppola!

 

[verreauxi]

I will never understand people who buy these things. They cost tons of money, are expensive to maintain, and difficult to drive. And usually people just drive them, across states, from one Wal-Mart parking lot to another so that they can unhitch the car they were towing and drive to Hardee's. The median age of the driver is usually 77.

 

[slipstream86]

Supplementary question, how does a blind person know when to stop wiping their arse?

By smell or feel I suppose.

Although I limit to 3 wipes per visit now, due to the cost of toilet roll....One up, one down, one shine.

 

[LostLegend]

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bloody nic coppola!

Those unchecked alerts are triggering me

 

[Rita_Poon]

Those unchecked alerts are triggering me

40 odd on big nic. Suppose it's apt for the time of year.

 

[DavidH]

Well as long as she's doing that!

Do you know how many hoops I have to jump through to get one these days? When we first met it was like going out with a Henry hoover now I'm a bloody trapeze artist just for her to even contemplate going anywhere near there. Remember that scene in Bottom when Richie is perving into someones window and says "Imagine she asks for a bit and he says not tonight love the snookers on" well there you have it. They've taken over the world and I'm gutted I wasn't born 20 years earlier.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

How did we get to this point in football, a tiny number of clubs with a realistic chance of a trophy, the rest happy to survive. A rulebook so obtuse and counterintuitive overseen by a system no paying fan wants, broadcast by a company so invested in hyping their increasingly tedious fare that North Korean propaganda workers would blush. FIFA, UEFA, organisations so corrupt they have moved past the point of parody.

How did we get here? Fans of players not clubs, arguing about who is the greatest, sports washing, the imposition of narrative.

I'm boring myself, as you were.

TLDR: James Corden

 

[MrPerfectNot]

I will never understand people who buy these things. They cost tons of money, are expensive to maintain, and difficult to drive. And usually people just drive them, across states, from one Wal-Mart parking lot to another so that they can unhitch the car they were towing and drive to Hardee's. The median age of the driver is usually 77.
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I better start saving now....20 years til I'm at the perfect age....

 

[jaybx1878]

Do these people who constantly smoke skunk realise they smell worse than a tramps arse or are they oblivious to it?

 

[Goat]

Do these people who constantly smoke skunk realise they smell worse than a tramps arse or are they oblivious to it?

We are too stoned to care.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

By smell or feel I suppose.

Although I limit to 3 wipes per visit now, due to the cost of toilet roll....One up, one down, one shine.

I've gone all muslim and been using one of those toilet jugs, can't remember the proper name, since I came back from travelling.

I thoroughly agree that people who wipe with paper are dirty pigdogs.