Things you don’t understand

[john jako]

Why scented candles only smell good when blown out?

Why people put pineapple on gammon. PoP is fine.

Why big oil rates Iwobi.

Why people still play wordle and then feel the need to tell other people they do.






















DIS IS A PROPA GUD FRED. NON OF DIS BRING BAK DA PREMEER LEAGUE.

 

[summerisle]

Why people vote Conservative.

 

[TommyDavo]

Why scented candles only smell good when blown out?

Why people put pineapple on gammon. PoP is fine.

Why big oil rates Iwobi.

Why people still play wordle and then feel the need to tell other people they do.






















DIS IS A PROPA GUD FRED. NON OF DIS BRING BAK DA PREMEER LEAGUE.

The acid in the pineapple tenderises the gammon I believe. I put it on my eyelids every night

 

[Nymzee]

Periods. Absolutely no idea.

 

[Goat]

Why scented candles only smell good when blown out?

Why people put pineapple on gammon. PoP is fine.

Why big oil rates Iwobi.

Why people still play wordle and then feel the need to tell other people they do.






















DIS IS A PROPA GUD FRED. NON OF DIS BRING BAK DA PREMEER LEAGUE.

Scented candles are an utter scam.

Same as those stupid max melts.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Pretty much anything. I mean, life ffs. What is it?

 

[john jako]

Scented candles are an utter scam.

Same as those stupid max melts.

What’s a max melt mate?

Yeh them Yankee candles mate. Person who started them has made a fortune on horny housewives.

 

[DanB90]

Why people feel the need to take the whole family to the supermarket to do the shop.

You clearly can’t control your kids.
They don’t want to be there.
I don’t want them to be there.
You both look like you’re in the middle of a breakdown.

Just make it easier for everyone and one of you stay at home with the little shitheads.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Why scented candles only smell good when blown out?

Why people put pineapple on gammon. PoP is fine.

Why big oil rates Iwobi.

Why people still play wordle and then feel the need to tell other people they do.






















DIS IS A PROPA GUD FRED. NON OF DIS BRING BAK DA PREMEER LEAGUE.

Evening John. What’s happening here?

 

[ToffeeTim]

A lot more things than the things I do understand

 

[john jako]

Evening John. What’s happening here?

4 strongbow in JJ. Whenever I had a few drinks and enter GOT I get this sudden urge to make bang average threads. This actually might be one of the better ones. Nobody called me a knob head yet

 

[john jako]

Why people feel the need to take the whole family to the supermarket to do the shop.

You clearly can’t control your kids.
They don’t want to be there.
I don’t want them to be there.
You both look like you’re in the middle of a breakdown.

Just make it easier for everyone and one of you stay at home with the little shitheads.

Old people shopping anywhere in a weekend. Horrible that. Go during the week you old slags

 

[Nymzee]

4 strongbow in JJ. Whenever I had a few drinks and enter GOT I get this sudden urge to make bang average threads. This actually might be one of the better ones. Nobody called me a knob head yet

Whenever I'm tipsy/drunk at home I am on GOT like a fly round shabite. Posting in every thread possible, trying to start them, craving the noti's.

 

[john jako]

Whenever I'm tipsy/drunk at home I am on GOT like a fly round shabite. Posting in every thread possible, trying to start them, craving the noti's.

It’s proper crap when you’re drunk after a defeat though as normally everyone else is. It’s well more fun and dangerous when you’re smashed on GOT midweek. People just wanna come on and talk proper football but the pissed ale house poster wants carnage.

 

[DanB90]

Old people shopping anywhere in a weekend. Horrible that. Go during the week you old slags

Infuriating.

They’ll stand in front of a shelf with their trolley next to them blocking anyone else from getting anything and stand there for about 10 minutes probably pissing into their senile pants.