Things you do, that do your birds head in?

[Little Ralphy]

My girlfriend and I are both students... Difference is I study maths (I can just laze around all day and catch up with work whenever I want) and she studies vet medicine (she has to be in the animal hospital thing for about 60 hours a week, unpaid).

Problem is, I feckin hate cooking and washing up.... So she kinda gets pissed off when she comes home after a 12 hours shift and I've done sod all lol

Remember those arguments mate, cos it'll be a role reversal when you find someone else and start a family.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Even if you'd done it you wouldn't have done it right

He may not do it right but im sure he will provide a calculation of how much liquid to water he used, you should probably show your working out even if you are wrong.

She will then return fire with some sort of anaesthetic to hush you up or take aload of Ketamine to get through the evening.

A vet vs Mathematician argument would be so annoying yet weirdly funny.

 

[Caso01]

According to the missus I only ever want to give her one when I'm bevvied .

 

[Ashtonian]

According to the missus I only ever want to give her one when I'm bevvied .

You have been dry for the past 10 years as well haven't you?

 

[Caso01]

You have been dry for the past 10 years as well haven't you?

Not as dry as her snatch

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Whenever we'd park the car I'd always say "Now remember, we're in the Itchy lot"

 

[yozzer123]

I've gotten to that point in my relationship where I've thought 'screw it, enough time has passed, she loves me, I'm alright to fart now'.

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Also smoke,drink,eat prawn cocktail crisps,eat fish,take socks off in bed and run my fingers between my toes and make little balls of fluff and sweat then shoot em at the curtain