Things that your bird/mar/fella/dar/best mate continually criticise you for
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No mersey gold fish in my bath mate! Toilet only
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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Dumping while someone is in the room ?
FFS I hope you're not a stander as well ?
FFS I hope you're not a stander as well ?
Dumping is purely a solo activity, even someone hovering outside the door means I cant dump in comfort
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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Same here, hate it if they are hanging around for you to finish, in fact I can't finish 'til they feck off. Then they come straight in as soon as you unlock the door, and complain that there is a wiff, wtf do u expect ? I've just had a shoite.
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PML here Reidy lad! Im a sitter by the way!
Jamo Martinez
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As long as you don't wipe on the phone (sitting or standing), it's acceptable.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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Is flushing ok ?
Jamo Martinez
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The wife
1.leaving clothes on the backs of chairs
2. leaving the bathroom door open when I go for a slash
3. snoring
4. using her computer (cheeky beggar)
1. I'll get back to you on this one
1.leaving clothes on the backs of chairs
2. leaving the bathroom door open when I go for a slash
3. snoring
4. using her computer (cheeky beggar)
1. I'll get back to you on this one
trigger the blue
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Depends if there still sat on the loo?
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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You can't flush when on the phone though, it gives the game away. Same as you can't wee into the water.
The flush is the most satisfying thing. When they ask if you've been on the toilet talking to them it's standard to answer "Yes, yes I have".
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