Things that your bird does that does your head in

[glorydaze]

Had all of the above so I got out, best four years of my life since.

 

[orly]

Give me all her opinions based on what her older sister likes or thinks

YOU ARE 26 YEARS OLD FFS

other than that (well nearly) she's ace

 

[Ashtonian]

Mine does my head in when we're having sex, she screams the house down, and starts shouting "it's too big, it's too big!" I'm afraid the neighbours will hear her.

Or you hope they do...........

 

[StracsEyebrows]

Has a selection of 3 movies to play before going to sleep, which she never compromises on. I've watched Bedtime Stories at least 20 times.

 

[wm02]

Incapable of emptying the dishwasher

 

[Goodison87]

Incapable of stacking the kin dishwasher, a crime all women are guilty of...

 

[rascal]

Not so much my bird but a friend (she's a lesbian), requests two sugars in her tea every single time. What sort of a monster does such a thing?