Things that your bird does that does your head in

chicoazul · January 13, 2015

Or fella, whatever you prefer.

Go head then and share.

Goat · January 13, 2015

Nobody answer until he gives us his, honestly, dont fall for it.

chicoazul · January 13, 2015

MoutsGoat said:
Nobody answer until he gives us his, honestly, dont fall for it.

OK fair enough.

Yer mar likes to chat after a solid pounding when all I want to do is roll over and sleep.

Goat · January 13, 2015

chicoazul said:
OK fair enough.

Yer mar likes to chat after a solid pounding when all I want to do is roll over and sleep.

She be buzzin you called her ya bird lad.

chicoazul · January 13, 2015

MoutsGoat said:
She be buzzin you called her ya bird lad.

A more accurate term would be my sweat.

Kiwi · January 13, 2015

@Kurt you have a challenger for worst gash thread maker 2015. @chicoazul

l4toffee · January 13, 2015

Cries if I hit her. She even called the police once. No sense of humour.

Not with her any more

Elong · January 13, 2015

Puts the portable phone on the bench NEXT to the charger, day after day after day, so it's always flat. Absolute tit.

evertoniandy · January 13, 2015

Over indulges in Trill then covers the wall in turd.

marnie · January 13, 2015

Caso01 · January 13, 2015

1. The sound of her eating
2. Trying to hug me in bed , let me have space.
3.snoring
4.leaves empty wrappers in kitchen even though there is an empty bin next to her
5. The arguing every morning with my daughter about her straightners .
6. Her poo stinks

d34noj · January 13, 2015

BREATHE.

Tramps_mate · January 13, 2015

chicoazul said:
Or fella, whatever you prefer.

Go head then and share.

I can't even begin to write the list..

Not closing the cap on the toothpaste for starters, or squeezing the tube from the bottom..

R.E.T.N.U.B · January 13, 2015

Elong said:
Puts the portable phone on the bench NEXT to the charger, day after day after day, so it's always flat. Absolute tit.

Mine does this, we have three docking stations she forever picks a phone up in one room, wanders off into another room, gabs for half an hour then leaves the phone in that room, also she..

1) Never puts lids back on properly on anything.
2) squeezes the toothpaste from half way down the tube.
3) drives her car until almost empty tank then asks me to put petrol in.
4) washes stuff that doesn't need washing the very day I want to wear it.
5) screams like someone has been murdered, I rush to her aid only to find that I have left the toilet seat up.

But, hey, kinda getting used to it after 28 years !