Things that will happen before we announce new players...

[Scarecrow]

Delph will regain full fitness

Be realistic FFS!

 

[Debunkology]

Tom Davies will pull off a 10 yard pass in his testimonial in front of a packed riverside crowd.

Middlesbrough could be his level

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Donald trump will concede the US election...

 

[Pejic300]

The weekend.

 

[-Rob-]

The GOT admin will lift the swear filter so we can say what we really think about the starting 11 against Spurs.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Summerisle will leave and return twice daily like the ebb and flow of the mersey

 

[summerisle]

Summerisle will leave and return twice daily like the ebb and flow of the mersey

Full of sewage.

 

[johnjoeefc]

Bill finishes his marathon clapping session taking place in his office in front of a picture of David Moyes wearing his Everton tracksuit

 

[Blue_Berry]

Klopp's teeth with fade...

 

[Efcjake]

We get photos of what they're having for breakfast taken over someone's shoulder as a pretend selfie.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

I will finally throw out the £7.50 Argos sandwich toaster I bought 15 years ago that I used twice in the first week of ownership then never used again which the missus hates & has been nagging me to bin for absolutely ages but I refuse to bin 'just in case' even though I have a quite expensive panini style press that gets used regularly which we both love.

 

[TheSouthernBlue]

Riquelme to come out of retirement and sign with Ev coaching staff, media unveiling of him holding a sign saying “Sorry I’m 15 years late”.

 

[Bullens Rd]

Gylfi Sigurdsson will score a free kick in a competitive fixture.

 

[degsy]

Just a bit of fun.

So Chelsea sign Havertz and Ceballos to Arsenal. Wonder what else will get over the line before Allan, James and Doucoure. I'll start...

• Cure for COVID19
• BREXIT
• Bramley Moore is finished
• Tom Davies becomes the new Kaka

We will actually buy some - then announce it

 

[NathDogg]

Boris Johnson will pack in the lying about every single thing and stop shagging/ knocking up young birds and actually become a decent human being, politician and prime minister.