Things that irritate you for no good reason

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Bacon On said:
I was chatting about this issue at the pub yesterday, a mate of mine uses facebook, bbm in the hunt for **** quite often and he was fuming about the head only profile pictures. He'd been blagging this particular bird for a while and was made up since she was lovely looking and seemed interested in meeting up, he'd arranged to meet with her but before they could she put a picture of herself and she was proper chunky, four stomach rolls type of chunky. It's a **** that needs wiping up.
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tell her to add me plz x
 

Artetafan said:
When I was 18 we went drinking in the same pubs so often that the bouncer recognised us and still wouldn't let us in if we forgot our ID.

Like we might have suddenly got younger in the last week.
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Haha! Line of the week for me that.
 
Ads selling ladies sanitary products
'koff ffs, I don't need to hear about it
Trying to eat here ffs
 
Librarian said:
Ads selling ladies sanitary products
'koff ffs, I don't need to hear about it
Trying to eat here ffs
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So true, and the fact they portray the women as full of the joy of life and roller skating round the park, mine screams at me for 4/5 days, cries and goes from calm to savagely attacking me because apparently shagging her mum whilst she's 'unavailable' is wrong??
 

evilwebby said:
Political correctness
Health & Safety
Feminists
Cycling campaigners who want to turn Britain into Holland
Twunts whose topic of discussion is always about themselves
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What he said...plus

ppl, mostly but not limited to americans, who don't use a knife and fork to eat there food, as in fork in the left hand and knife in the other.
Who then cut their food up, (sometimes using just the fork ) and then put the fork in their right hand and use it like a spoon

AaAaAaRRRG.
 
People who get on the bus and keep the seat next to the window empty as the bus is getting busy so they can have two seats, greedy selfish souls.
 
Bacon On said:
I was chatting about this issue at the pub yesterday, a mate of mine uses facebook, bbm in the hunt for **** quite often and he was fuming about the head only profile pictures. He'd been blagging this particular bird for a while and was made up since she was lovely looking and seemed interested in meeting up, he'd arranged to meet with her but before they could she put a picture of herself and she was proper chunky, four stomach rolls type of chunky.
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I'm sure your mate is a regular Adonis though. Also it's 50/50 he did meet up with her anyway and is just telling his mates different.

You'll all be a lot happier once you swerve that "she's too fat" "she's too this" "she's too that" teenager nonsense and just get stuck right in regardless.
 

Chinese people, as in the ones who live here in China and not the boss ones who live in England.

Specifically, their smug as **** uni students, despite going to the Chinese equivalent of Kirkby Polytechnic for Biffs
 
The headstock on my guitar being broken, and some utter melt telling me he reckons it'l cost me £200 plus to fix it.
 
When there is a small raised pathway between 2 sets of carparking spaces but you can't walk along it because people park there cars with the wheels right on the kerb so that their bonnet covers the small pathway. And then they have the cheek to yell at me when I stand on their bumpers so i can get past.
Or people who park with quarter their car over the white line and in the next parking space. The only joy from that is when you park 3 centimetres away from their door and they have to wait for you to return to your car before they can get in their own car
 

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