Things people don't say...

[marcus]

Done this a few years ago....its just for fun please have a go.


Ross Barclay... I have just signed a new contract at Everton.

Theresa May...I resign as prime minister.

Jeremy Corbyn...I lost the general election.



Get the idea...

 

[the sniderman]

" that was an interesting thread by marcus "

 

[willjo]

Roberto martinez. we played badly

 

[griffla]

Roberto Martinez: 'That was a dreadful performance'
David Moyes: 'I'm optimistic for the season ahead'

 

[davek]

Koeman: "Ross, here's your improved contract".

 

[ToePeg]

'Dead fit you, I'd love to goose yer'. To your wife's mum.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'm just gonna wait for the news on potential signings for Everton instead of being a sweaty bellend and argue with strangers on a forum.

 

[ijjysmith]

I've never seen this random player we are linked with from the Norwegian third division.

 

[KaiserEFC]

I don't think that Kenwyne Jones and Kevin Doyle would've improved our team in 2008

 

[Loadsofchemistry]

Jamie redknapp to any of his fellow pundits" no I disagree"

 

[chicoazul]

Good preview.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Ronald Koeman: "But ok, this is cricket"

 

[Aberblue]

Romelu Lukaku: I'm not going to permit any speculation about my future while I'm with Belgium.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Bill Kenwright

"That's no problem at all, we can pay in one installment and the money will be in your account by Wednesday at the latest"

 

[Aberblue]

Mark Lawrenson: I predict Liverpool will lose.