Things of note from today (or nonsensical musings of a weirdo)

[bluejock]

James Arthur hates the gays
Porn is 37% better in the afternoon
Going out for tea alone makes you look like a mentalist
Twickenham is a hotbed of Tory activity
Hull smells funny

Now you go

 

[dholliday]

James Arthur hates the gays - who he?
Porn is 37% better in the afternoon - morningporn, please...true fact: if you get horny watching morningporn but go outside without orgasming, you stand a 66% better chance of randomly pulling a bird due to heightened pheremones
Going out for tea alone makes you look like a mentalist - i'm a mentalist
Twickenham is a hotbed of Tory activity - rugby is for toffs anyway
Hull smells funny - it actually doesn't, but it's a crap place otherwise

Now you go - putting a maté teabag with a cherry teabag in the same cup results in a surprisingly decent substitute for when your Yorkshire Tea's ran out.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

HSD=OCD

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Owls are the only bird that can see the colour blue.

 

[ijjysmith]

Here's some:

Spiders look weird and scary especially when hiding behind a sofa
Venison burgers though
Rugby isn't as good as football
England are generally crap at all sports currently.
Christmas can do one right no.

 

[carlos21]

Here's some:

Spiders look weird and scary especially when hiding behind a sofa
Venison burgers though
Rugby isn't as good as football
England are generally crap at all sports currently.
Christmas can do one right no.

do one about carlos21.

 

[BlueLlama]

Hot dog mustard can conveniently be wiped/scratched off a grey hoodie.

Robert de Niro has become a disgraceful self caricature

I have developed a fondness for donkeys

 

[bluejock]

Bang on about De Niro.

 

[noharmdone]

Hot dog mustard can conveniently be wiped/scratched off a grey hoodie.

I can confirm that llama certainly has a talent for this..

 

[ijjysmith]

That new Di Niro movie looks sh*te.

 

[noharmdone]

My thing of note..
Is the chap who waves the flag at poole dogs is a Kopite.
Clearly upset by someone in an Everton shirt..

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Bang on about De Niro.

Blame being a Focker, and a chance meeting with Danny Dyer, Ross Kemp & Bob Hoskins.

 

[roydo]

That Dove Soap being the main sponsor with an ad on the pitch for the Wales rugby match looks ****ing stupid.
That the Greek meal Mrs R had last night is still repeating on her means that was a waste of money.
Southampton wont win the World Cup
Cat litter trays need changing soon really.
Run out of trivia questions. pfft.

 

[Maxwell]

Someone explain this James Arthur hating gays event that took place today ta.

 

[noharmdone]

Bang on about De Niro.

Didn't he shag the adult entertainer Charmaine Sinclair ?