Things i need to get off my chest.....

[Philw]

1.) Dentists are sadists. All of them.

2.) You can't please everyone. Don't even try it, you'll just end up with a sore arse.

3.) Everton will never get investment.

4.) I will still support them.

5.) Opinions are like penises: Everyone has one, and I want to show you mine.

6.) No I didn't come up with that last one.

7.) Everyone else has 7. I didn't want to feel left out.

Um, women? Or are they not allowed opinions either???

I'll go along with everything except number two

Boo! Hiss!

 

[RFUS]

Um, women? Or are they not allowed opinions either???

Wait... women don't have penises?


This changes everything....

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Wait... women don't have penises?


This changes everything....

You're ok, they've got bums

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

1 Why peeps buy an I-Phone 4-refuse the 15 quid insurance & jump in a pool with phone in pocket day after getting it (a £600 lesson for one of my wife's customers)
2 Why pavements in UK not the same without white dog poo
3 Will fans really riot if Hibbo ever scores
4 Is there anything louder than a police helicopter directly over your house in the early hours
5 Why Opal fruits were better than Starburst
6 Why kids always repeat what you should't have said
7 Why did I never get a Speak & Spell