Things I hate about the airport.....

[bluejock]

1. People who wear belts. In itself, not all that bad but for [Poor language removed] sake pal, you KNOW you have to take it off at security. Why wait until you're at the front of the 20 minute queue? Do it while you wait and avoid holding everyone else up with your dickheadery.

2. Being sat next to a fatty. Seriously, Shamu had to travel as cargo, so should you. Get your flabby arms out of my seat.

3. People who kick off at check in staff. They didn't leave your passport on the coffee table. You did. Now [Poor language removed] off home and get a later flight and stop wasting everyone's time.

4. Duty Free. Booze used to be cheap FFS, now it's pricier than shopping at Waitrose. Raging here.

5. Male stewardesses. Why? Just why?

Feel free to add/call me a moaning git/ignore*

*delete as appropriate

 

[Elong]

You positive you're not english mate? Sound like an english tourist to me!

Hope that male stewardess handled your luggage like you'd want it handled

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Take off. Landing.

 

[bluejock]

Just one of those mornings chief.

The big sweaty beast next to me isn't helping. Or the fact I'm missing the game to head to Kopitesville

 

[Elong]

Ah mate I hate aeroplanes, scare the crap out of me, 20 hour trip to here was a nightmare to be honest!

You're probably lucky to miss the game, nervous about this one.

Positives about airports : Drink as much piss as u can on the plane, at altitude it's always fun! Love the David Boon stories.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Scottish people.



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[Degs62]

When the tool in front reclines the chair as soon as possible and doesn't un-recline until 0.000002 secs before landing ffs

 

[bluejock]

Scottish people.



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Racist

 

[blue61]

Screaming kids, throw them out ffs.

 

[Caveo]

The taking your shoes/belt/wallet/watch off at security and the stupid thing STILL going off , I like to moan softly as he feels me up , and maybe run my fingers through his hair just to make it awkward

 

[bluejock]

The taking your shoes/belt/wallet/watch off at security and the stupid thing STILL going off , I like to moan softly as he feels me up , and maybe run my fingers through his hair just to make it awkward

Hahahaha brilliant work sir

 

[Alio]

I'm not a fan of airports in the slightest. Too much time waiting around and I never seem to know where I need to be

I'm gonna be flying on my own later in the year, never done that before. I guarantee I'll miss my flight, even though I'll be in the Airport a good 5 hours before the big bird jets off.

Oh and parking fee's at Airports

And when Customs say they're only gonna use 1 finger.

 

[ijjysmith]

Suprisingly, and even though I prettying agree with BJs OP, I quite like airports!!

Find them exciting places, and I love people watching.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

shouty sunburnt English drunks returning from ibiza.

 

[bluejock]

Hahaha fatty spilt his coffee and spent half the flight in the bogs. I'm calling that a win for me.