Things I do my Wife/Partner Hates

[BigBlueBalls]

Breath.

 

[tommye]

cum in her hair after she's just washed it. Drives her mad for some reason?!

 

[Frank Drebin]

cum in her hair after she's just washed it. Drives her mad for some reason?!

Wigs are expensive.

 

[bluejock]

cum in her hair after she's just washed it. Drives her mad for some reason?!

Ace. Photographic evidence?

 

[tommye]

I'll try get pics next time!! She gets proper pissed off when i cum in her sister too.

 

[Kurt.]

when am ****faced on xmas xmas day.... if she carries on sulking and moaning cos it is now boxing day i nam gonne destroy her and smash her mam up the wrong hole and make them cry when they cook my dinner and i eat all yheit fst ****in chopcolate cos they are on adiet ha ha ...pair of knobs cos you dont drink it dosnt mean i dont like a few beer pn xmas day ha ha ha

 

[harryjam]

Correcting her spelling/grammar. Dyslexics don't like that.

 

[Librarian]

Who cares, I've just discoved that there are girls from all over flirting and having fun on the phone RIGHT NOW and are waiting to take my call or text, genuine girls no less.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Who cares, I've just discoved that there are girls from all over flirting and having fun on the phone RIGHT NOW and are waiting to take my call or text, genuine girls no less.

I like the samaritans too.

 

[TheFinnFan]

xxxx mood, im going for dirty night