Things Better Than Everton

[ijjysmith]

Just started this on Twitter - #thingsbetterthaneverton

What is better than Everton in your life at the moment?

I found this to make me feel slightly better.

I just had custard, it was way better than Everton.

You?

 

[Alio]

My Everton team on FM.

 

[Kurt.]

scampi fries

 

[Baines' left foot]

Boobs.

 

[Goat]

Everything.

 

[Kurt.]

recieving oral sex whilst watching motd and supping a bottle of bud. ..( I imagine)

 

[SAFC lad]

titus bramble's length, i assume

 

[HSD]

 

[Dylan]

Boobs.

My god. THIS!!!!!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

An itchy arse.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Bruce Lee.

 

[Kurt.]

cheese on toast ???

 

[Goat]

 

[Tubey]

Aston Villa.

 

[Blue 1]

Hahaha, didn't notice Hodgson in the second one to begin with. Double ace.

Most stuff in my life is better than Everton at the moment, frankly.