Things about you that wind up your other half.

[JLW]

Nipping out for a pint, coming home next day

I think we should say we’re going out to get hammered and I do t know when il be in because they pull you up saying “you said you was only having a couple watching the match”

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I think we should say we’re going out to get hammered and I do t know when il be in because they pull you up saying “you said you was only having a couple watching the match”

Yes, she knows and I know that it is never just a couple of pints. Once I get into rounds then back to someones gaff I am beyond help.

Sometimes we go out together and I refuse to go home, like a petulant little git, she walks home alone. I feel such a turd the next day.

Poor wife.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Ever the contrarian, Mrs. Tree has arbitrarily decided to add to the list.

Apparently the way I lovingly poke my index finger in her mouth whenever she yawns is (and I quote) "[Poor language removed] disgusting".

Hope she realises how lucky she is that it’s just your index finger