Things about Spain

chicoazul · February 18, 2013

Their tapas is ace.

Their beer isn't all that.

Their women are sound but a bit mad.

Barcelona and Real Madrid seem dead ace as most other teams in their league are utter cack.

The Balaerics are miles better than the Canaries, apart from the Canarian potatoes with mojo sauce.

Espana.

carlos21 · February 18, 2013

chicoazul said:
Their tapas is ace.

Their beer isn't all that.

Their women are sound but a bit mad.

Barcelona and Real Madrid seem dead ace as most other teams in their league are utter cack.

The Balaerics are miles better than the Canaries, apart from the Canarian potatoes with mojo sauce.

Espana.

nice mate.

Groucho · February 18, 2013

San Miguel tastes nicer there

bluejock · February 18, 2013

It's still February you utter beast, cease this summery nonsense please.

bluejock · February 18, 2013

Linekers, as a rule, is full to the gunnels of absolute c*nts.

chicoazul · February 18, 2013

bluejock said:
It's still February you utter beast, cease this summery nonsense please.

I can smell the hot foreign air and can't wait to put my shorts on so help me oh God.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 18, 2013

fell out with it.

Azzurri · February 18, 2013

I love Gibraltar. Not exactly Spain but still.

bluejock · February 18, 2013

chicoazul said:
I can smell the hot foreign air and can't wait to put my shorts on so help me oh God.

When I get another boss job to somewhere nice then by all means crack on, but while I'm working in Aberdoom and the North Sea, I ask that you desist.

chicoazul · February 18, 2013

bluejock said:
Linekers, as a rule, is full to the gunnels of absolute c*nts.

I knew Lineker's brother who runs it. I once had a meeting with him where he tried to blag me but I walked out of there with 10,000 euros like he owed me the coke addled tit.

Huyton Layne · February 18, 2013

I still have this dream where I can find a decent job in Madrid and move there. Absolutely fell in love with the place when we went. Barcelona had too many English accents around for me to fully enjoy it but was decent.