The 'your eleven for next season with what we have now and why' thread
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GK - Fellaini - Because he has dead massive hair and it can block the goal so the opposition can't see where the goal is.
LB - Distin - Because he has a left foot and is fast and stuff so he can run towards their goal like Baines but French.
CB - Cahill - Because he jumps dead high and defenders have to do that sometimes so he'd be good at that maybe.
CB - Heitinga - Because he said he's the best CB at the club so he must be because Dutch people can't lie. It's against their beliefs.
RB - Baines - Because everyone expects him to play LB so we can surprise them all.
LM - Gueye - Because his name is pronounced "Gay" and that is good for morale as it is a bit funny.
CM - Osman - Because he has silky skills and is a bit Turkish, and Turks like to be in the middle of things.
CM - Neville - Because his pointing will be easier to see in the middle of the pitch.
RM - Coleman - Because he likes to be close to Neville.
AM - Bilyaletdinov - Because he has a foot which can kicks balls into nets.
ST - Hibbert - Because he scores in training all the time.
LB - Distin - Because he has a left foot and is fast and stuff so he can run towards their goal like Baines but French.
CB - Cahill - Because he jumps dead high and defenders have to do that sometimes so he'd be good at that maybe.
CB - Heitinga - Because he said he's the best CB at the club so he must be because Dutch people can't lie. It's against their beliefs.
RB - Baines - Because everyone expects him to play LB so we can surprise them all.
LM - Gueye - Because his name is pronounced "Gay" and that is good for morale as it is a bit funny.
CM - Osman - Because he has silky skills and is a bit Turkish, and Turks like to be in the middle of things.
CM - Neville - Because his pointing will be easier to see in the middle of the pitch.
RM - Coleman - Because he likes to be close to Neville.
AM - Bilyaletdinov - Because he has a foot which can kicks balls into nets.
ST - Hibbert - Because he scores in training all the time.
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uknightbreed
Player Valuation: £35m
id have to go with the most experienced....
................howard
....neville jags distin baines
osman heitinga fellaini arteta
.................cahill
.................saha
subs . mucha hibbert coleman rodwell bilyaletdinov anichebe beckford
im also looking forward to seeing if baxter gueye and/or vellios make an impact in some way.
................howard
....neville jags distin baines
osman heitinga fellaini arteta
.................cahill
.................saha
subs . mucha hibbert coleman rodwell bilyaletdinov anichebe beckford
im also looking forward to seeing if baxter gueye and/or vellios make an impact in some way.
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Another 4-4-1-1 with Cahill/Saha =\
*checks own team*
Obviously I know what I'm talking about.
Fantastic.
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Sorted then. When Moyes goes to Villa I'll swoop in and take us to the next level.
*APPLAUDS*
Gwladys Nights
Player Valuation: £15m
-----------Howard-------------
Neville Jagielka Distin Baines
Gueye Rodwell Fellaini Arteta
-----------Osman--------------
------------Saha---------------
Osman should be fuming if anyone is preferred to him in that position, he's earned his spot there. Can't see automatic places for Coleman, Cahill, Heitinga or Beckford but they'll all get plenty of games here and there.
Neville Jagielka Distin Baines
Gueye Rodwell Fellaini Arteta
-----------Osman--------------
------------Saha---------------
Osman should be fuming if anyone is preferred to him in that position, he's earned his spot there. Can't see automatic places for Coleman, Cahill, Heitinga or Beckford but they'll all get plenty of games here and there.
USAtoffee12
Player Valuation: £1m
GK: Howard
Defenders: Coleman, Heitinga, Jagielka, Bainsey
Midfield: Arteta, Fellaini, Osman, Gueye
Strikers: Beckford, Saha
One thing that stood out all year was that 4-4-2 equals points! Also, Coleman needs to step up as RB and Gueye as a 2nd striker/LM
-Although, you know what they say, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"-
Defenders: Coleman, Heitinga, Jagielka, Bainsey
Midfield: Arteta, Fellaini, Osman, Gueye
Strikers: Beckford, Saha
One thing that stood out all year was that 4-4-2 equals points! Also, Coleman needs to step up as RB and Gueye as a 2nd striker/LM
-Although, you know what they say, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"-
BigDunc'sFod
Player Valuation: £35m
We need strikers if we're goin' to play 2 up top, so maybe Vellios will get a chance this season
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