The world of sport's biggest bell

[Fuleco]

I reckon most of it is staged to draw interest in the fight. Add a bit of grudge and generate some headlines and the PPV sales will increase giving them a better purse. One of them things, he could roundhouse someone's head off in that ring and I'd forgive him for wearing Everton all over the shop and coming out to Zcars.

He's tall and naturally big for his weight so I presume every muscle counts lid. Too much chest and you're up a weight class. This could be completely wrong as I'm totes making it up as I go along.

For sure, both him and Cleverly got outclassed by Stevensen and Kovalev respectively, they need some publicity.

 

[tommye]

totes.

*negged

 

[Walken]

Fair do's.

Did himself no favours at the end of his last fight/win.

Also has this lid never heard of a chest workout?

He's a sportmans, not an image obsessed, dull, affliction wearing, roided out knobjockey

 

[Bungle]

He's a sportmans, not an image obsessed, dull, affliction wearing, roided out knobjockey

@Bruce Wayne

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Armstrong - total whopper.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

@Bruce Wayne

Got me to a tee there to be honest.

 

[Dell Boy]

@chicoazul

Crap list there cheeks.

Rodgers to me is the only true standout bell. And a major one too.

Gerrard and Fury are both too thick and retarded to be anything other than simpletons. They'll both end up punch drunk alcoholics whilst their ex-wives swing around with the kids of dubious parentage.

Armstrong isn't a bell in my book. A dirty low life cheat but for years he was coining it in whilst banging Sheryl Crow. He did a fair bit for charity like as well. Given he only had one bullock too he wasn't as bad as Hitler so that's a positive as well.

Will Carling shagged Princess Di so that's not to be sniffed at. Especially not now. He was an idiot granted but all posh tory boys are the same.

Dalglish is a deluded drunk. Harmless. I was too young for his better days on the pitch so in my life I only really remember him breaking down after that 4-4 draw and then coming back from working at a hand car wash to sign Andy Caroll for £35m. He was also great with Hillsborough.

Taylor granted is a bell but is also a fat sex crim. He'll get his one day. So if you had a title "biggest fat sex crim bell" then he'd win.

 

[fatshark]

OK results are in and the winner of Sport's Biggest Bell is Phil Taylor.

Well done Phil, you fat heaving woolly motorhome beasting bell.

Darts is not a sport.

 

[Bungle]

Got me to a tee there to be honest.

The comment in the other thread cut deep Bruce, I just wanted to hurt you, but now I feel guilty.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I went to the world record bike bell ringing thing on Saturday. That surely wins this?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The comment in the other thread cut deep Bruce, I just wanted to hurt you, but now I feel guilty.

Do you need a moment to yourself?

 

[scratchnsurf]

Do you need a moment to yourself?

All Bungle's moments should be by himself.

That tag on his ankle isn't sufficient.