The Wonder of Football-Rumours.com

ijjysmith · June 11, 2011

http://www.football-rumours.com

Those of you who don't know about this site have missed out. Basically it's a site for people to post rumours, but generally make up utter tripe. The site is moderated and apparently they only show what they think is possible. My ass.

For instance I've used it to see what they actually will and will not show. Last week I had my mate moving from Southampton to Leicester as Sven thinks he'd go well up front with Darius Vassell. AND THEY POSTED IT!

I shall use this thread to post the most ridiculous things I've seen on the site purely for you to have a laugh at!

Enjoy.

ijjysmith · June 11, 2011

Example no.1:

11 Jun 2011 21:23:18
Rooney is going to Barca for 80 Million Euros

ijjysmith · June 11, 2011

Another classic:

11 Jun 2011 20:02:50
Paolo Maldini could make a shock return to football with qpr! He is expected to be payed in the region of 50 grand a week for 1 year

ijjysmith · June 11, 2011

Player sightings are also common. Par example:

11 Jun 2011 18:02:22
My sister has just come back from Sandy Lane resort in Barbados and recons Coleen Rooney told her they will not be living in UK come the summer, i take it from this that he is moving with Real Madrid the obvious choice based on rumors over last few weeks, watch this space...

ijjysmith · June 11, 2011

A classic involving Everton:

11 Jun 2011 15:28:48
lee clark to cardiff city and dave jones to hudds and hudds to sign jermaine beckford on a long season loan

trigger the blue · June 11, 2011

Ye ijjy its full of shoit, its good comedy value though,the thing is im convinced the newspapers print some of the shoit having picked it off there!

RFUS · June 11, 2011

ijjysmith said:
A classic involving Everton:

11 Jun 2011 15:28:48
lee clark to cardiff city and dave jones to hudds and hudds to sign jermaine beckford on a long season loan

Hahaha.

ijjysmith · June 12, 2011

Brilliant:

12 Jun 2011 01:32:14
reports suggest that tranmere rovers are in talks with former real madrid full back roberto carlos over proposed move to england.

tranmere spokesman had this to say,
''we know this bid looks audatious to say the least but we believe roberto still has a lot to offer and hes still hungry to play at a good level''

ijjysmith · June 12, 2011

Ha! One that I hope is true:

12 Jun 2011 12:57:10
Walter Smith will hold talks with aston villa this week

ijjysmith · June 12, 2011

Awesome:

12 Jun 2011 13:13:10
manchester united preparing a bid for nicklas bendtner to replace bebe . expected fee £5

ijjysmith · June 12, 2011

Where do these come from?!:

12 Jun 2011 19:56:09
Beckford to QPR by end of the week.

ijjysmith · June 13, 2011

Wow. Just wow:

13 Jun 2011 17:36:36
Defoe to city for 12 million
Demba ba to united for 13 million
Palacios to qpr for 3 million
Charlie Adam to Swansea on loan with a view to a 16 million switch next year
Wayne Rooney has put a transfer request in and wants to go back to everton , according to my sources there was a clause put in saying that everton could buy him back at any time for 70 million

Trust me my sources are high up in the football world

somuchfun · June 14, 2011

This is the same site with only everton rumours featured http://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/

Preposteditbutgonnapostanyway: Blah, doesn't seem to include those awesome combo transfer things that also feature everton like as in the main site

It's_Just_Not_Cricket · June 14, 2011

13 Jun 2011 16:53:34
i heard a really strong rumour today that everton are going to raid liverpool of joe cole and pacheco Lol shoot me now

13 Jun 2011 16:17:27
My Cousin is Tony Hibberts best mate and and he said rumours are flying about interested investors from China. They want a PL club with a fanbase already in China and Chang has given us that. Beer is from Thailand!
stadium Development and a handsome Transfer budget would be part of the deal. only sticking point is BK wants a big golden handshake.

A bit of transfer tittle tattle from Hibbo too. Rodwell to Sunderland for 10m and Lee Cattermole. Give me strength

12 Jun 2011 22:47:34
David Moyes has resigned. No further questions your honour