This really isn't what I expected.
I was anticipating wine critic style descriptions of the bouquet and flavour and we had to try and guess.
Mildly disappointed.
This is actually a nice idea, you should host one!
I hope you're all eating nasty bellend cheese you bunch of filthy barstewards
Rarebit- Welsh isn't it?
Tis mate.... but cheese is made from a collection bucket of jizz provided by Jimmy Saville, Gary Glitter and a host of others of their ilk.