The United States of Everton

[Dylan]

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Is it true that American girls love an English accent?

It works for me.

She just gave you a verbal offer of sex. Well in CCF!!!

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

It works for me.

Haha, excellent.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

She just gave you a verbal offer of sex. Well in CCF!!!

Definitely swinging by on the roadtrip now!

*any future comments pertaining to RAFUH being a male will be disregarded

 

[mezzrow]

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Is it true that American girls love an English accent?

Um, yeah. Not that I would ever have attempted that old ploy, not being English. Never. If you sound Oz, even better.

Avery Island? You livin the life on the old salt dome, CCF? If so, you should have put in a plug for N'awlins by now.

It's not like anyplace else.

 

[RAFUH]

She just gave you a verbal offer of sex. Well in CCF!!!

He has to come up with the cash for that trip first.

I'm not cheap!

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Um, yeah. Not that I would ever have attempted that old ploy, not being English. Never. If you sound Oz, even better.

Avery Island? You livin the life on the old salt dome, CCF? If so, you should have put in a plug for N'awlins by now.

It's not like anyplace else.

Afraid not mate, just shamelessly plugging Neutral Milk Hotel with that one. I do live on an island, however. Albeit less glamorous and not for too much longer I suspect.

 

[RAFUH]

*any future comments pertaining to RAFUH being a male will be disregarded

FFS, everyone thinks I am male. I am getting a complex here.


I need a name change, mods!!

 

[mezzrow]

Afraid not mate, just shamelessly plugging Neutral Milk Hotel with that one. I do live on an island, however. Albeit less glamorous and not for too much longer I suspect.

Glamour isn't what comes to mind when I think of Avery island. more like heat, humidity, and salt in everything. If you ever do the southern tour, do Florida, cut over on the Gulf through the Redneck Riviera and absolutely hit New Orleans about this time of year.

See what American girls do when they say those famous words:

"throw me sumthin, Mister!!"

 

[Dylan]

He has to come up with the cash for that trip first.

I'm not cheap!

So basically you are saying, if he makes it there, he's in.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

So basically you are saying, if he makes it there, he's in.

< insert nasal laugh here >

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

So basically you are saying, if he makes it there, he's in.

The early signs look good mate.

 

[RAFUH]

So basically you are saying, if he makes it there, he's in.

< insert nasal laugh here >

The early signs look good mate.

Y'all are imaging I look like James' girl when in reality I'm a large (even by America standards) granny that makes Straq look like Vellios.

If he's into that, well, we both win. If not, that's why I'm buying the beer.

 

[Leonard Rossiter]

I once met a grumpy American.
He was a missouri guts.

 

[ilikecheese]

Y'all are imaging I look like James' girl when in reality I'm a large (even by America standards) granny that makes Straq look like Vellios.

If he's into that, well, we both win. If not, that's why I'm buying the beer.

Get in the fat bottomed girls thread ffs

 

[Leonard Rossiter]

I have just had a holiday across the pond.
I spent 2 weeks in the shed.