Chrismac
Player Valuation: £15m
23rd July and we are about to embark on a US tour, rumours from Woolyhat and Mike Myers that we have offered one month contracts to Will.ian and Tommy Grav to see us through til other clubs castaways are available on the drip/loan.
The Everton Official _ Store has stuck up the 'closing down sale now on' banners to try and drum up some dosh to complete the internal fit out while the leader of the Reformed Church is setting up two dens of eniquity nearby with all proceeds from us bloos going straight to the RS transfer kitty to sign our Jarrad.
On the flipside Mystic KevsLeftPeg has seen Davy's starting line up for the Leeds game and a front 3 of Charley Barry and Kubo with the two Jim's and Dougy behind has us marching towards Europe like the Mongols in the 13th century (back when we were winning things).
#BovveredNotBovvered
The Everton Official _ Store has stuck up the 'closing down sale now on' banners to try and drum up some dosh to complete the internal fit out while the leader of the Reformed Church is setting up two dens of eniquity nearby with all proceeds from us bloos going straight to the RS transfer kitty to sign our Jarrad.
On the flipside Mystic KevsLeftPeg has seen Davy's starting line up for the Leeds game and a front 3 of Charley Barry and Kubo with the two Jim's and Dougy behind has us marching towards Europe like the Mongols in the 13th century (back when we were winning things).
#BovveredNotBovvered