The Striker Conundrum: It Takes Two to Tango

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RFUS

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It seems that everyone is of the opinion -- Moyes included -- that we desperately need a new front man. The implication here is that we lack goals, and so by getting a goalscorer we'll get goals.

However to me that seems like an oversimplification.

Quite a few players have been scoring for fun across the league this season. Painfully two of those players could have been playing for us this season. Of course I'm referring to Yakubu and Demba Ba, who between them have bagged 20 league goals in only 22 games. I'm going to quickly mention that I was screaming for the former to stay and for us to sign the latter for ages, because hey, I don't often call these things right so when I do I have to bask in it for a while!

Seriously though, looking past the pain you soon realise these players just would not have done this for Everton. As clinical as these two players have been, they have not magicked goals out of thin air. They've utilised service. And that is to take nothing away from them, as even the best need service. A more obvious reminder of this than Robin Van Persie there is not, as he bagged his 4000th goal of the season or something today with a sumptuous volley. But before that volley there was a brilliant lobbed pass from Alex Song.

There are a million ways to score, and although some are prettier than others, they all count the same. However we don't seem to be proficient with any kind of service at all. At this rate I honestly believe we could have the aforementioned Van Persie leading the line and still fire blanks each week.

So how can we solve this problem? Well it's a catch 22 financially, as if we do have some funds for January, you can only imagine we'll have enough for either a striker or a creative player, when we really do need both. Moyes has clearly been looking to score from more direct means of late, and this can be effective, if unfashionable. It has not been effective though, as I'm sure I don't need to remind you, but this could be attributed to a few things. We don't seem to actually win that many set pieces, and when we do we never seem to get too many people in the box. In open play the speed in which players get into the box is atrocious. This really needs to be sorted, and it's amazing that it persists. It can't be the players because anyone who does something Moyes doesn't want will suffer his wrath. It's the same "is it the player or the manager?" question that circulates when Jagielka hoofs it up the pitch. But notice that he doesn't do that for England.

Anyway, I digress, we need to find the kind of football we're going to play and commit to it. At the moment we're playing like Stoke but getting no one into the box to make anything of the crosses (or hoofs) we 'deliver'. The alternative is to try and play it on the deck, and utilise a bit of movement. I think we have arguably the least off the ball movement in the league, and there's no excuse for that as each player out there in the royal blue has 2 legs (or 3 in Distin's case) and so they can use them to bloody move.

A bit like an episode of Lost, I certainly have more questions than answers, but at the moment I'm of the opinion that a bit of discussion is better than the deafening silence that exudes from the club.
 

Great post again mate.

It's down to two things mainly imo - the loss of Arteta/Pienaar, and Moyes simply giving up.
 
Great post again mate.

It's down to two things mainly imo - the loss of Arteta/Pienaar, and Moyes simply giving up.

I don't think our football was really affected too much without Pienaar. His ball retention was exceptional but for me he was like Baines' sidekick. Maybe I'm being harsh but on him though.

We do miss Mikel for sure and I never doubted what he brought to us -- anyone remember that big [Poor language removed] off artice I wrote saying how this would be his season? Just before he signed for Arsenal....

However Arteta was injured a lot for us and I still think we managed to play decent football. Rodwell, Fellaini, Osman, Barkley -- these are technically adept central midfielders who can easily cope with a passing game. But instead of passing to and around them, we're bypassing them for the classic hoof. And you wouldn't mind if we had someone up front who could actually win the ball in the air!
 
Dear RFUS,

I'm glad you are back.

Can you make your posts slightly shorter as I'm the Yakubu of the forum. A lazy [Poor language removed] who can't be arsed to read all that.

From the title I think you are saying that we'd be better with 2 strikers. Which I agree with.

Lots of love.

ijjysmith
 

Dear RFUS,

I'm glad you are back.

Can you make your posts slightly shorter as I'm the Yakubu of the forum. A lazy [Poor language removed] who can't be arsed to read all that.

From the title I think you are saying that we'd be better with 2 strikers. Which I agree with.

Lots of love.

ijjysmith

I just scan in case I'm mentioned.
 
If , in the rare case , our striker gets the ball in front of the goal he has that split-second to try and remember if he's allowed to shoot or not ( Moyes Rules ). That hesitation allows the defender to get the ball and clear it
 
Dear RFUS,

I'm glad you are back.

Can you make your posts slightly shorter as I'm the Yakubu of the forum. A lazy [Poor language removed] who can't be arsed to read all that.

From the title I think you are saying that we'd be better with 2 strikers. Which I agree with.

Lots of love.

ijjysmith

Not quite mate.

And I'm more quantity than quality. If I shortened my posts you'd all realise I was talking bollocks!
 
Change the way we've played for 2 seasons.

Moyes wont do it and will cite the players or lack of quality for the team coming up short up front.

Its something the money hose helps with but I've said before, we could have Aguero up front and he still couldn't score with how we play
 

You know what? Right at this moment in time I wouldn't even be that arsed if results continue to go this way for the short term as long we started playing some exciting attacking football again like we did a few years back, both in the league and Europe. That's the Everton im really starting to miss... it's f*cking crap losing so much when you're playing so gash at the same time.
 
when we play well our midfield still looks pretty decent - even today when he wasn't at his best Fellaini oozes class and has an effortless class - either a) don't shoot or b) spack easy chances.

Obviously we need both a creater and a poacher but if we are lucky we will only have the cash for one of them. It's kind of a chicken and egg thing.
 
Dear RFUS,

I'm glad you are back.

Can you make your posts slightly shorter as I'm the Yakubu of the forum. A lazy [Poor language removed] who can't be arsed to read all that.

From the title I think you are saying that we'd be better with 2 strikers. Which I agree with.

Lots of love.

ijjysmith

This is me.
 
When Barkley had his run at the start of the season he didn't do anything fancy. He passed and moved and he took a shot on when an opportunity presented itself. The key thing is that he should stand out just for doing the basics well. They're all capable of it, but they don't play with the same enthusiasm. They're probably sick of following orders that don't actually get us anywhere.
 
It's amazing how much I agree with you. I've long since given up posting such things on here as I lack your diplomacy and the Moyes lovers decide to have a bash immediately.

Pienaar isn't the biggest lost by any stretch of the imagination, and to be honest neither is Arteta who was a liability for two years. It's just the fact we don't have a player the rest of the squad believe in.

Even when Arteta was turd the team looked to him to provide something. Now you only have Fellaini, who is world class, but isn't world class in what is being asked of him.

Against Stoke, EVERY single pass was to Fellaini in the middle, and you could see his frustration at the lack of movement ahead of him.

I think a new striker that Moyes hasn't bled the belief out of completely would change our play. Even if it was Maynard. We simply need someone new making runs ahead of play. The second priority is a playmaker for sure. We are two players away from a decent squad, without a doubt

It's literally:

Howard

Hibbert
Distin
Heitinga
Baines

Coleman
?
Fellaini
Rodwell
Drenthe

?



As much as I slate the 4-5-1, with a decent playmaker it works. The problem with Moyes is that he rigidly sticks with 4-5-1 despite not having the personnel in midfield to do it.

If we bring one in, and a decent striker (El Hamdaoui or Vossen would be a start) then I can see us push the top seven as there is very little difference between our core squad and that of the sides expected to finish in the top six.
 

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