The shaving thread

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somuchfun

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Just came from the gym and shaved my armpits because I wear a sleeveless there and want all girls to love me. So, what stuff do you fellas and fellattes shave? I'm a hairy bloke and the summer was hot so shaved my forearms. Wasn't the best of ideas.
 

Just came from the gym and shaved my armpits because I wear a sleeveless there and want all girls to love me. So, what stuff do you fellas and fellattes shave? I'm a hairy bloke and the summer was hot so shaved my forearms. Wasn't the best of ideas.

I shave my toes so I can run faster
 
Tried shaving my arse once, but immediately regretted that. It really itches unbelievable. So now only shave my head, face and ballsack plus surrounding area.

*Not sure, if you really wanted to know, but there you go.(y)
 

Tried shaving my arse once, but immediately regretted that. It really itches unbelievable. So now only shave my head, face and ballsack plus surrounding area.

*Not sure, if you really wanted to know, but there you go.(y)

Did you shave your face with the same blade you shaved your arse with?
 

Tried shaving my arse once, but immediately regretted that. It really itches unbelievable. So now only shave my head, face and ballsack plus surrounding area.

*Not sure, if you really wanted to know, but there you go.(y)

Well they do say it adds an inch.


por moi....

the bonce and face. The amount of people that have told me I look like Putin lately is beyond belief considewring he's not bowling ball bald, all people that have known me for years as a right hairy fecker, face and swede, are all of a sudden saying I now look like Vlad. tbh it's a relief as I was dreading looking like Collina and never being able to get inside the 'arl Lady again.

I would've preferred Canavarro tbh but maybe there's a Zloty to be earned in Moscow 'cos the women seem to like posing with him, I'll ask Bily next time he's warming up.

Vladimir_Putin_as_David_Caruso_in_CSI_Moscow.jpg


& the weapon of choice...
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although I do fancy one of these...
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Armpits and forearms though, FFS what was you thinking of !!
 

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